#I’ll be your guide today. My name is Loki. #Please make sure you keep an eye on, and follow, my staff. Don’t want you getting lost and ending up in Jotunheim do we?#Those Frost Giants are not very friendly.#We’re going to start the tour by meeting Heimdall, our gatekeeper. He’s the strong silent type.#Then we’ll move on to the stables to see Sleipnir, the eight-legged horse.#More on that later…
Hey WDI remember that one time you wanted to update Epcot’s Norway Pavilion
(Source: becausemcavoys)
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The Disney Princesses visit Snow’s memorial.
RIP WDW Snow White’s Scary Adventures (October 1, 1971 - May 31, 2012)It is so unfortunate that I didn’t get to say goodbye to one of my favorite Fantasyland dark rides. I will definitely miss it.
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Maybelline “Confidence” ads. SO happy with how the colors in these turned out in printing and matting. To clarify, these are not real Maybelline ads, they were created for an advertising class.
EDIT: This is important. This means a lot to me. I legitimately believe a huge mistake was made today.
These ads were a part of my portfolio into the advanced advertising program at my school. About half of the people who apply get in. I got into the first two creative classes, intro and intermediate, and I was confident I would get into advanced… especially after I posted these on tumblr and in a matter of a few hours got THOUSANDS of notes with people saying that they loved them, most people even believing they were real advertisements and not something a 21 year old student made for class.
The only reservation I had was that my portfolio was being judged by two older men. Two men who have never worn makeup in their lives. Two men who would probably not even begin to understand what this campaign means. Two men who have never been under societal pressures to wear makeup, but then being told they’re insecure for doing so.
Those reservations might have been founded, as evidenced by the fact that I did not get in. I was rejected. I got over 5,500 notes on these ads in 24 hours, yet I was rejected for not being good enough. I can’t finish the program, and I have to figure out where to go from here.
Now to the good stuff: Tumblr is amazing. Everyone who has reblogged this, whether your comments were negative or positive, is amazing. I find it truly astounding that these have gotten so much attention. These, which are advertisements selling you something, something people inherently dislike. I am humbled, shocked, and grateful. This is the first time since I’ve been in advertising that I felt like I was doing something right… that maybe, just maybe, I could make it in this industry and make a positive change.
Those dreams were squashed today. I cried, and I complained. I’m angry — but not at myself like I thought I would be. I feel they made a mistake. I refuse to believe that I’m in the bottom 50% of the people who applied. I deserve to be in that program, and I know it. Thousands of people can’t be wrong that this is a good idea. An idea that MEANS something, and idea that resonates with many people. 2 older, conventional men can absolutely be wrong when it comes to judging what makes a good makeup ad.
Here’s where you come in. Let’s make them regret their decision. Reblog this, like it, comment on it, whatever. Let’s get this attention… so much attention that they can’t ignore it. While the decisions are most likely final, I want to make them think twice. I want them to look back, and believe that they fucked up. If it doesn’t even benefit me personally, I want them to think about how fair a panel of 2 male judges is when it comes to evaluating work done by women, for an audience that consists of predominantly people who identify as women.
So let’s do this. They fucked up; I deserved to be accepted. I know it, and I have a feeling you guys know it too.
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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
Commission.
headcanon actually says that Clint is the biggest brony of the bunch. To the point where he gets really worked up over the other guys not understanding the show or characters.
I’ll probably draw that later
Just started watching Mawaru Penguindrum. My God, these subs.
“You rotten puke-brained bitch-ass whore.”
I’m awesome that’s why….
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my birthmark is a large hole right over my heart
some1 thought i was a vampire obvsly
i have one that goes across my jugular
i guess someone slit my throat in a past life or some shit like that
someone stabbed my chin , ankle, and butt… da hell?
(( sweet jesus i was stabbed in the middle of my collarbone with a screwdriver or something ))
I died on my arm..How do you-?
((My… pinkie?))
I don’t have one. I must have been poisoned.
My shoulder, my foot and… wow I am sorry past me.
i got stabbed everywhere
Puncture wound to the stomach? O.o
I apparently have one on top of my head so….impaled upside down?
“I don’t have one. I must have been poisoned.”
You win. ^_^
I had a huge purple-red splotch on my head, my mother thought the nurses dropped me.
Maybe in my previous life a nurse dropped me on my head and it just caved in… and then I came back as another infant and was like “oh fuck no, not this again.”
Or perhaps I was a falling bowl of petunias…
One on my neck, my stomach, and the back of my head…
Wow. Someone really didn’t like my past self. :|
crashlearnedthatfromthepizzaman:
-dramatically runs in slow motion-
Never has a post been so accurate.
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It was at that moment Nick Fury had to rethink the choice in reading material that he had given to the bored Loki to read while in confinement.
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